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It's officially game day:) I know it's silly, but I still get excited/nervous before every game. I get to coach my own son on a school team, which most people never get to do, which makes it even better.
Hmmmm...Should I tell them the first team on team scrimmage of the year always looks like that or shall I keep the chaos as a bargaining chip?
Trey has had a cold for four weeks. We tool him to the doctor and the end of week one. They said his tonsils were swollen and gave him some drops. We had to go back about a week after that and they gave him some antibiotics. Those seemed to be working good. The only problem was he was coughing so much at night and in the mornings. Originally we thought it was because of the swelling in the tonsils. Here we are at the four week mark and he is still coughing to the point he pukes. Toda...
Just got back from taking customers on a tour of the Barnes Foundation Museum, pretty awesome to think one guy's art collection is worth $20 billion. Thank god all our HVAC equipment works!!!
The season is saved. I just read that Jerry says they are going to play more man to man defense. He thinks they need to go with what the players are best suited for. I guess that is why they brought in a guy who likes the zone defense to be the defensive coordinator....As Si would say. "You can't fix stupid"...
You know a game went badly when you found yourself agreeing with Collinsworth. I'll never get that stink off. Man, I miss Tom Landry. Shoot, I miss Barry Switzer at this point.
I like the big thrilling finishes, but not when the QB is going against my unbeaten fantasy team......knock the ball down, not up!!!!!!
So my best friend went to pull his garbage can in from the street last night and noticed it felt heavy. He opened the lid and a dead body was inside .........so yeah.
Why are you working us so hard? Do you hate kids? Nah, I don't hate kids...I'm just weeding out the slackers. I promise he said it sarcastically, but my mission was accomplished.
Guy goes to the doctor for a check up. Dr. says I have bad news, you have Cancer and Alzheimer's. Guy says, thank god I don't have Cancer.
Tori's Math teacher prefers students turn their homework in through the IPAD. She had a few assignments not go through (imagine that IPAD troubles - which we reported) that totaled around 150 points. Well, obviously 150 missing points out of 569 possible means anything less than 342 out of the other 419 possible points (which my pencil and paper math tells me is 81.6 percent) and you're failing the class. Guess what the ramifications of failing are.....the tech department put restrictions...